The problems of today,tomorow!!

2007-08-10T06:20:00.000-07:00

YOYO it’s a new post! Like after how long siah! How is everyone’s mugging going, should be fine eh mates? Ryan finds it amusing when I talk like that. Once again proving my point that NCC LAND cadets are shallow bastards. AWW JUST JOKING ! For the first post in MONTHS I’m going to do a special item titled OWNAGE!

PAWNSPAWNSOWNS

yes i know im a nerd and im lame (definitely not gay tho)

SO WHAT?

2006-07-22T06:37:00.000-07:00

Tomoro is my birthday!! Thank you thank you!! No applause please , just give presents!!Everybody loves presents!!woohoooo!!!

2006-07-15T21:52:00.000-07:00

As im eating and watching the hawkers sell food,I concluded.
HAWKERS ARE A JOLLY LOT.They can joke all day long I suppose.School has been fine i guess. Somehow i just deluded myself that school is a good thing,well maybe it is.Or not.Some of the stuff we wont even need to use in our work a few years later.bla bla bla bla.Mr Ngoi still is a biased *toot*.No need to talk about him.BIAAASSSSSEEEE.um thats all for today as you can see ,life is still a wreck for me.

2006-07-12T18:17:00.000-07:00

SEXUAL DISCRIMINATION thats what it is.YOU or ME aint or cant and WONT change it.Because of some ******* ridiculously stupid AND retardted AND ****** t3@ch3rs (i hope MOE dosent start reading my blog,if you are a moe worker pls press the red button at the top right corner thanks)Mr Nogi *real name not used* IS SO BLOODY BIASED TO GIRLS*note biase as in no explanation for his actions*.Just because a certain female had cried TWICE in his class,we didnt need to be punished.Yes yes i know that sounds ridiculous,but if you want the full story please come and find me or give me a message in msn.Hm, so lets see..history test not as bad as expected.Geog was hard.Wooosh.

*Sorry if i listed you and you are unhappy about it,theres nothing i can do.YOU GUYS ASKED ME TO POST!*

-->i dont want to be mean, but its what i can be.<--

2006-06-08T19:44:00.000-07:00

Being awoken by the Fedex man at 8.00 in the morning isnt a good thing im sure.As he pronounced my sister's name as HerJiOui i was unwillingly reminded of aliens.The day before it was the dengue fever guy.AT 7.??am !!(i was to grogggy to see the time)Oh my,this people are just so hardworking.Umm i got so bored playing maple so i started blogging.Gonna go watch the World Cup premium channels after this.Then its maple again.Seriously i need a life.Hmm thats like 10 days more to the chalet..THATS LIKE FRIGGING LONG!!Maybe i should do something fun like..chew gum,or breathe,or polish glass.Seriously i dont know how you guys NOT burst with exasperation at the degree of boringness(i invented that word) we are living our lives nowadays...

2006-06-05T22:28:00.000-07:00

*Notice,YES LOOK HERE.*

New template as you might have noticed.Please tag your blog url if you want me to link you cos i dont have so much brain power to remember all your urls.(partly cos i dont want to).ANYWAYS.
1)Ponder for a minute if you have a blog
1b)If yes,read step 2
If no,read step 3
2)Tag url in shoutbox(4th star)
3)Go find a solid wall,run into it pronto
3b)Go get a blog
3c)Do step 2

*THANKS FOR YOUR COOOOOOPERATION*

2006-06-05T21:05:00.000-07:00

Rarely is this question asked "Is our children learning?"

Life changes fast,last month i was vexed about homework,this holidays its getting worst.(wait,no change)
I outgrew my slippers ,bought a new pair.Started walking around with it.Got stares,imagine the conversation.
*Talking to an old friend*
"Hey!"
"Hey."
"Hmm,sometimes i wonder why people stare at my bright orange slippers."
"I wonder"
"Do you?"
"Maybe.."
"Maybe what?"
"MAYBE BECAUSE THEIR BRIGHT ORANGE??YOU DIMWIT!"
"Oh...well,nice meeting ya."

How things change..world cup coming.Weeeee.Soon,ill be watching BOTH Star World and the World Cup Premium channels.Double Weeeeee.For Star World junkies,where ever you are.Below are the listed TOP COMEDIES,reviewed by me,myself and I.
1) My Wife and Kids
2)Yes dear
3)8 simple rules to dating my teenage daughter
Yes thats all.For those non-cable people (no offence),you can enjoy the World Cup on CHANNEL 5 WOOT!
Btw to those soccer yuppies,im supporting england.

2006-06-02T20:49:00.000-07:00

"I dont have any secrets.And even if i did,i won't share them because then,they wouldnt be secrets anymore!"
-Gurmit Singh is very clever.
Have you had one of those days when you feel you crapped up your life?Who hasnt.Well reading this blog isnt a waste of time then.Because you will feel betta after reading the following

You are feeling happy
Not just happy,but really happy
You will share your happiness
With everybody..

How was that?Feeling happier?I betcha are.

2006-05-29T19:11:00.001-07:00

The after sickness post

Fever subsided.Holidays begin.Fun?Not really.You might realise im typing wierdly.Thats because i am.Dont ask me why.Fine.Because im feeling dumb.Are you?Good fer you.Thats right.Im still maidless.Going back during holidays.Do you have to?Nice.6a people chalet is during 16/17/18/19th.If you dont know what is 6a.Then you dont have to.But if you really want to.Give me a call.1g chalet 14/15th.Good.Thats comfirmed.Im.Bored.But yet.Im blogging to tell you my boring life.Dont/Havent/Aren't you feel/felt/feeling bored?Wait.I dont wanna know.Keep it to yourself.Bottle it up.Throw it in the ocean.Good.Its gone.So is this post.Good bye fellow mortals.
Remember.Life may perish,learn to cherish.

2006-05-24T23:10:00.000-07:00

Sick today.. My head hurts , doctor said could be dengue fever OMFG .Imagine if i just dropped dead during chinese lesson.But anyways,the HOLIDAYS are coming.WEEE!But still have to go back to school for remedial and stuff.Some holidays lar..
As the drumming in my head continues..i shall stop.FOR NOW!!

2006-05-20T06:34:00.000-07:00

Things we should have more of

Teddy bears
Spongebob squarepants
Random stuff
Young teachers
Friendly people
Holidays
Weekends

Things we can do without
Fat teachers
Spongebob squarepants
Unfriendly people
Racism
Young teachers
Osama Bin Laden lookalikes
Slow internet connections
Sarcasm

2006-05-19T18:42:00.000-07:00

A long update will be in session.
After like 10 frigin minutes before it loaded.Ok right,now about my life.

Home-
The usual "good things" after my maid left for home after smuggling guns in singapore(ok fine im joking)But she went back anyways.Now i have to do quite a lot of housework.

School-
Very bad results for mid year exams.(Yes im actually guilty)Now i will study for end of year exam,you guys better watch out.

Love life-
Yeah right im so gonna tell you,dont get your hopes up people.

Everything else-
The SDC trip was kinda fun,i cant say it wasnt anyway or else they'll hunt me down when im studying.So ill give it a I I I I O (4/5) 1 stroke was taken out cos some inconsiderate people spoiled some stuff.
Mr Ngoi is getting outrageous lar.Maybe he'll explode someday but i wont get my hopes up.
And oh yeah ,Ms p0tat0chips@hotmail.com is celebrating the day her mother gave birth to her.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! =)

2006-03-16T22:51:00.000-08:00

Useless attempts to make me turn good...in fact they are so feeble that i despise them..WRITING LINES??? WDF!! The story started out when i was grouped with someone no other then zhang xin.I was caught muttering idiot under my breath ..so mr ngoi made me write lines..after which theodore also said f***ing or some other holy word.Write lines again(what a "surprise").Like wtf.. i wont even bother to write lor..Jeez what do teachers teach nowadays..

2006-02-10T04:11:00.000-08:00

Whatever happened to the comfortness and assurance of life?As i grow bigger,although things around me grow smaller,im being treated like a lesser mortal more and more.
Ridden of the privellage of being called by my real name,in somewhere none other then home,im referred to as "the boy".
What happened to the He Qixiang of the past?My past seems more and more distant as life goes on as usual...There are new friends,but there are also new enemies..More homework , but less completed..Better teachers but more stress..
As usual,u have to listen to me about my problems...do you really do?
Problems of my life today,tomorrow!