Rarely is this question asked "Is our children learning?"

Life changes fast,last month i was vexed about homework,this holidays its getting worst.(wait,no change)
I outgrew my slippers ,bought a new pair.Started walking around with it.Got stares,imagine the conversation.
*Talking to an old friend*
"Hey!"
"Hey."
"Hmm,sometimes i wonder why people stare at my bright orange slippers."
"I wonder"
"Do you?"
"Maybe.."
"Maybe what?"
"MAYBE BECAUSE THEIR BRIGHT ORANGE??YOU DIMWIT!"
"Oh...well,nice meeting ya."

How things change..world cup coming.Weeeee.Soon,ill be watching BOTH Star World and the World Cup Premium channels.Double Weeeeee.For Star World junkies,where ever you are.Below are the listed TOP COMEDIES,reviewed by me,myself and I.
1) My Wife and Kids
2)Yes dear
3)8 simple rules to dating my teenage daughter
Yes thats all.For those non-cable people (no offence),you can enjoy the World Cup on CHANNEL 5 WOOT!
Btw to those soccer yuppies,im supporting england.